Watching a movie with idiots
January 23rd 2007 09:24
Fuck, when I went and saw a movie recently there were all these dumb cunts fidgeting in their seats within the first 20 minutes and going to each other "DERRRRR THIS IS BORING DERRRRR DID YOU WATCH THE FOOTY ON DA WEEKEND MATE?" They all started ringing each other on their mobile phones and just chatting to each other, not even attempting to be quiet about it either. I couldn't fucking believe it. Why would you even bother staying in the theatre if you really couldn't handle it? "DERRRR I DON'T LIKE THIS SO EVERYONE ELSE MUSTN'T EITHER". It’s okay though, at the end of the day I win, because in a few years time they’ll all be fucked out on meths and bourbon listening to their fat wives nagging them while their litter of degenerate single-brain cell kids shit all over the house. “DERRRRRR MY MISSUS HAS A MASSIVE GUNT AN I LOVE ADIDAS PANTS THEY ARE DA BOMB CHECK OUT MY NEW PHONE MATE ITZ A NOKIA I CAN FIT IT IN MY ARSEHOLE AN TAKE PHOTOS INSIDE IT WOAH WHATS DAT SMELL?!?!”
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