Letter to Vin Diesel
August 30th 2006 08:32
This is a letter I sent Vin Diesel about a year ago. He never replied.
Dear Vin Diesel
Please stop making movies. I seen that movie you did called Pitch Black and it was dark in the movie the whole time and yet you still had your sunglasses on. I don’t care how cool you think you are but that’s just silly, how could you have seen anything?
Also, I would like to know the exact nature of your relationship with Johnny Diesel? You don’t look like brothers at all. In fact, the only thing besides your last name that links you both is your lack of musical talent.
PS. I must admit, I did think you were funny in ‘Be Cool’ as the gay bodyguard, but one good movie does not excuse twenty bad ones.
Dear Vin Diesel
Please stop making movies. I seen that movie you did called Pitch Black and it was dark in the movie the whole time and yet you still had your sunglasses on. I don’t care how cool you think you are but that’s just silly, how could you have seen anything?
Also, I would like to know the exact nature of your relationship with Johnny Diesel? You don’t look like brothers at all. In fact, the only thing besides your last name that links you both is your lack of musical talent.
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Jon, yeah probably a third of my letters get replies.
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That picture with Vins hair just cracked me up, its like bizzaro world Diesel.
It does the acting even better than Nicole Kidman's prosthetic nose.(The Hours)
The hair is up for an oscar, but the nose wins it. Runner up- Charlize Theron's make up in Monster.
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