To Kelloggs
December 6th 2006 13:15
To Kelloggs “Just Right”, re: your fruit ‘n’ flakes variety.
I am writing this letter to make note of and bring to your attention the recent drop in quality of your product. One week I found ‘Just Right Fruit n flakes’ to be nothing but flakes, save for one or two sultanas. I rose above the chore and chewed my way through the rest of the pack (as disgustingly bland as it was). I wrote it off as a freak occurrence, a small speck on your otherwise spotless reputation. How wrong I was! The following week I found your product to be the opposite – piles of sultanas and apple with one or two flakes interspersed between them. I tried to soldier on through the haphazard nature of your cereal once again but found it was too much, the overload of sultanas left me feeling ill and queasy each day before work, and so I stopped.
I do not wish to discontinue my consumption of your product as before these last two boxes I found it to be a most agreeable and conveniently healthy mix of evenly distributed flakes and fruit. But I’m afraid that if the next box (3 strikes and you’re out) is nothing less than ‘just right’ I shall be forced to switch to another form of breakfast (I have to admit, these last few days I have had to skip breakfast in lieu of your cereal – a big no no I’m told by many a doctor and dietician. If my health were to fail as result of this… well I don’t have to draw you a diagram do I? *COUGH*lawsuit*COUGH*). So pick up your game Kelloggs, where’s your quality control?
I am writing this letter to make note of and bring to your attention the recent drop in quality of your product. One week I found ‘Just Right Fruit n flakes’ to be nothing but flakes, save for one or two sultanas. I rose above the chore and chewed my way through the rest of the pack (as disgustingly bland as it was). I wrote it off as a freak occurrence, a small speck on your otherwise spotless reputation. How wrong I was! The following week I found your product to be the opposite – piles of sultanas and apple with one or two flakes interspersed between them. I tried to soldier on through the haphazard nature of your cereal once again but found it was too much, the overload of sultanas left me feeling ill and queasy each day before work, and so I stopped.
I do not wish to discontinue my consumption of your product as before these last two boxes I found it to be a most agreeable and conveniently healthy mix of evenly distributed flakes and fruit. But I’m afraid that if the next box (3 strikes and you’re out) is nothing less than ‘just right’ I shall be forced to switch to another form of breakfast (I have to admit, these last few days I have had to skip breakfast in lieu of your cereal – a big no no I’m told by many a doctor and dietician. If my health were to fail as result of this… well I don’t have to draw you a diagram do I? *COUGH*lawsuit*COUGH*). So pick up your game Kelloggs, where’s your quality control?
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I took a photo of myself once, laying on a bed surrounded by boxes of Just Right, but the photo didn't turn out when I put it in to be developed.
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I love your posts!
This is not an issue that should be taken lightly. If they're advertising it as being "Just Right" when it's plainly not, well that's just misrepresentation.
And I shudder to think of the effects on your health that having to skip breakfast because of the cereal!
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I got halfway home from work last night and suddenly realised "oh shit, I called Luke, Adrian!"
I'm a bimbo, what can I say?
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