The Barter System makes a Cum-back!
November 27th 2006 07:03
I was watching that most reputable of journalistic programs, Today Tonight, the other day and they had a story about a female divorcee who could not afford to have her derelict house renovated (obviously she couldn’t work cause, well, she’s a woman!) and anyway… the community around her were in a hoo-har because she advertised 1 hour of her time (IE. Sexual favours) for 5 hours of renovation work for any tradies out there who were hard up for some hard shagging. Anyways, it worked and she got her house looking pretty schmick, you could really see that a lot of cum, sweat and tears had gone into it.
Now, I don’t really think it’s anyone’s business how she gets by but I reckon she could be onto something pretty good here… she could go down to Woolies and offer a blowjob in exchange for her groceries if she doesn’t have any cash on her, or if the newspaper boy comes round with the newspaper and she doesn’t have the right change she could just give him a quick one off the wrist instead. I imagine, for the really big things, she’d progress to anal and bukkake-fun and what-have-you. Maybe when she needs a light globe changed and she can’t reach it or just can’t be fucked she might call the guy across the road over and ask him to oblige her in exchange for a gash-flash. And if her kids don’t have the right bus fare for the school bus or maybe they’ve lost their bus pass she could probably just give them some saucy photos to give to the bus driver in exchange for a free ride.
Anyways, I thought it was an excellent way to get around paying for things. Unfortunately, the guy at the servo across the road from me didn’t really think a 600 ml Coke for a handjob was a fair trade. I couldn’t even talk him down to a 390 ml actually. I offered to give him a freebie in exchange for his silence but this seemed to make things worse. Oh well.
Now, I don’t really think it’s anyone’s business how she gets by but I reckon she could be onto something pretty good here… she could go down to Woolies and offer a blowjob in exchange for her groceries if she doesn’t have any cash on her, or if the newspaper boy comes round with the newspaper and she doesn’t have the right change she could just give him a quick one off the wrist instead. I imagine, for the really big things, she’d progress to anal and bukkake-fun and what-have-you. Maybe when she needs a light globe changed and she can’t reach it or just can’t be fucked she might call the guy across the road over and ask him to oblige her in exchange for a gash-flash. And if her kids don’t have the right bus fare for the school bus or maybe they’ve lost their bus pass she could probably just give them some saucy photos to give to the bus driver in exchange for a free ride.
Anyways, I thought it was an excellent way to get around paying for things. Unfortunately, the guy at the servo across the road from me didn’t really think a 600 ml Coke for a handjob was a fair trade. I couldn’t even talk him down to a 390 ml actually. I offered to give him a freebie in exchange for his silence but this seemed to make things worse. Oh well.
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