http://www.canetoadwarrior.com/ Cane Toad Warrior en Wed, 09 Jan 2008 11:49:00 GMT Wed, 09 Jan 2008 11:49:00 GMT info@canetoadwarrior.com info@canetoadwarrior.com http://www.canetoadwarrior.com/userimages/user1367_1166439739.jpg http://www.canetoadwarrior.com/ http://www.canetoadwarrior.com/im-not-inactive/ I'm not inactive, I'm just resting because I'm so massively phat. In the meantime, check out this awesome new Orble blog by Pat 1 /Books are for Losers http://www.canetoadwarrior.com/im-not-inactive/#comments http://www.canetoadwarrior.com/im-not-inactive/ Wed, 09 Jan 2008 11:49:00 GMT http://www.canetoadwarrior.com/rice-war-criminal/ Pffft, who cares about Condoleeza Rice. Now that I have your attention I am here to talk you about the GOOD rice. Fried Rice. I could eat rice three times... http://www.canetoadwarrior.com/rice-war-criminal/#comments http://www.canetoadwarrior.com/rice-war-criminal/ Mon, 15 Oct 2007 10:24:00 GMT http://www.canetoadwarrior.com/baby-bonus/ I don't understand the baby bonus idea. One moment the government was having a whinge about illegal immigrants coming into our country, next moment they were suddenly encouraging people to... http://www.canetoadwarrior.com/baby-bonus/#comments http://www.canetoadwarrior.com/baby-bonus/ Thu, 12 Apr 2007 05:05:00 GMT http://www.canetoadwarrior.com/random-facts/ * Write 'CHOICE COD' on a piece of paper. Hold it upside down in front of the mirror. Neat, huh? * Mexico once had 3 presidents in the space of... http://www.canetoadwarrior.com/random-facts/#comments http://www.canetoadwarrior.com/random-facts/ Wed, 11 Apr 2007 05:02:00 GMT http://www.canetoadwarrior.com/good-friday/ What's so good about Good Friday? No shops are open, and supposedly I can't eat meat. I suppose Christ died around Good Friday, so maybe that's one good thing. I... http://www.canetoadwarrior.com/good-friday/#comments http://www.canetoadwarrior.com/good-friday/ Tue, 10 Apr 2007 04:56:00 GMT http://www.canetoadwarrior.com/telemarketers/ Telemarketers. We all freakin' hate them, right? The only people who don't hate them are those who actually are them. And even that aint definite. In my house, my home... http://www.canetoadwarrior.com/telemarketers/#comments http://www.canetoadwarrior.com/telemarketers/ Mon, 09 Apr 2007 04:41:00 GMT http://www.canetoadwarrior.com/kids-with-mullets/ Mother comes in to get some books. Little son runs around pulling books off tables, knocking them on the floor, runs off outside when mother tries to go to the... http://www.canetoadwarrior.com/kids-with-mullets/#comments http://www.canetoadwarrior.com/kids-with-mullets/ Thu, 05 Apr 2007 10:49:00 GMT http://www.canetoadwarrior.com/portuguese-is-not-for-dummies/ An email to John Wiley, the publishers of the 'For Dummies' series of books. Subject: Portuguese is NOT for Dummies i saw your book Portuguese for Dummies and i was... http://www.canetoadwarrior.com/portuguese-is-not-for-dummies/#comments http://www.canetoadwarrior.com/portuguese-is-not-for-dummies/ Wed, 04 Apr 2007 10:44:00 GMT http://www.canetoadwarrior.com/interview-with-jihad/ Following on from yesterday's reviews of the various issues of Nerf Jihad, I thought I'd put up this old interview I did with Matt Ford, the writer of the zine... http://www.canetoadwarrior.com/interview-with-jihad/#comments http://www.canetoadwarrior.com/interview-with-jihad/ Tue, 03 Apr 2007 10:38:00 GMT http://www.canetoadwarrior.com/nerf-jihad/ Nerf Jihad is a great original zine by a guy called Matt. He covers a little bit of music, but most of it deals with his hilarious joustings with various... http://www.canetoadwarrior.com/nerf-jihad/#comments http://www.canetoadwarrior.com/nerf-jihad/ Mon, 02 Apr 2007 10:33:00 GMT http://www.canetoadwarrior.com/music-of-the-gods/ Jonno lets off some steam about people dissing his favourite band Mate, another thing that pisses me off is these people who go 'Oh yeah, Aussie rock, y'know I love... http://www.canetoadwarrior.com/music-of-the-gods/#comments http://www.canetoadwarrior.com/music-of-the-gods/ Fri, 30 Mar 2007 11:05:00 GMT http://www.canetoadwarrior.com/blood-pressure/ Kid to mum, smelling plastic book, "It smells like blood pressure". Mum corrects him "Smells like plastic". What a shame, blood pressure was a much more interesting description. http://www.canetoadwarrior.com/blood-pressure/#comments http://www.canetoadwarrior.com/blood-pressure/ Wed, 28 Mar 2007 10:59:00 GMT http://www.canetoadwarrior.com/america-have-banned-vegemite/ So America have banned vegemite. Something to do with the level of folate exceeding legal American levels. Is this a new law? I don't know. If I was Prime Minister... http://www.canetoadwarrior.com/america-have-banned-vegemite/#comments http://www.canetoadwarrior.com/america-have-banned-vegemite/ Tue, 27 Mar 2007 11:12:00 GMT http://www.canetoadwarrior.com/customers/ Sometimes I feel as if I've slipped through a crack in the fabric of reality and have fallen through to a parallel universe where the normal manners of everyday human-interaction... http://www.canetoadwarrior.com/customers/#comments http://www.canetoadwarrior.com/customers/ Mon, 26 Mar 2007 04:30:00 GMT http://www.canetoadwarrior.com/new-mammals-part-2/ Continuing on from yesterday, here are some other fantastic new species of mammals. Kipunji This African monkey was first discovered in 2005. At first it was thought to be a... http://www.canetoadwarrior.com/new-mammals-part-2/#comments http://www.canetoadwarrior.com/new-mammals-part-2/ Fri, 23 Mar 2007 09:25:00 GMT