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A recipe on how to be awesome

September 27th 2006 10:50
Accept no substitutes… Marmite and Promite are fucked and were designed as a prank on poms.

Okay, this is a recipe that came via my brother Jon, via one of his mates, via the pub. Normally I don’t trust handed-down recipes, but I’ll make an exception in this case because the path of transmission seems fairly trustworthy. Now… this is a fairly simple recipe and a surefire way to impress a chick, your mates or even your mum.


First, you get a bit of steak, ay? You let it defrost and all that shit, and you get some great big wads of fresh salty vegemite and you smear it all over the steak. Let this sit for a few hours, in the fridge if you must, and watch some telly or clean out your ears while you wait. Afternoon telly can be pretty good, especially if there’s the Bill on or something, so maybe try and do it in the afternoon.

Okay, so after a few hours, the steak’s juices should have helped the vegemite soak in and stuff – they call it marinade in the cooking business, but we don’t really need to know any fancy words like that as long as we can do it, right? Anyway, we now turn on the stove and get a fry pan out, chuck in your butter or oil or whatever and then whack your steak on. Simple as that. Let it cook and you should cop a mad wafting of vegemite and meat juice. Awesome.

Dig in and enjoy.
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Comment by Cibbuano

September 27th 2006 23:57
I'm not going to try it unless you post pictures of yourself eating it.

and that's final.


Comment by Luke

September 28th 2006 02:27
oooooh.

a challenge.
I'm probably gonna cook it for my girlfriend next week, so pictures may be in order.

Comment by backseat sniper

October 10th 2006 12:47
man i don't think I'd try it even then. sorry, but it sounds disgusting. but soaking it in worcester sauce before u fry, u gotta try!

Comment by Frenchy

June 25th 2007 08:13
This made me think of this Dr Who Marvel comicbook I found at the back of the warehouse today. I'll send it to you.

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