Phone call
August 18th 2006 04:10
This morning I got woken up by a phone call.
I have a bad habit of answering the phone and pretending I know who it is on the other end of the line when I've just woken up, even though I don't. It takes me a while to register sometimes, so I just play along and hope I'll work out who it is.
Anyway, this chick launches straight into a conversation with me.
RANDOM: Did I just wake you up?
ME: Not really, I was just sitting in bed.
RANDOM: Oh, that's good.
(pause)
ME: Yeah.
more inconsequential and ambiguous chit-chat
RANDOM: So how's Sam doing?
ME: Who?
RANDOM: (pauses) Um, who's this?
ME: I could ask you the same question.
RANDOM: Oh, I think I've got the wrong phone number.
ME: Yeah.
RANDOM: Okay, I'm sorry, bye.
That's it.
I have a bad habit of answering the phone and pretending I know who it is on the other end of the line when I've just woken up, even though I don't. It takes me a while to register sometimes, so I just play along and hope I'll work out who it is.
Anyway, this chick launches straight into a conversation with me.
RANDOM: Did I just wake you up?
ME: Not really, I was just sitting in bed.
RANDOM: Oh, that's good.
(pause)
ME: Yeah.
more inconsequential and ambiguous chit-chat
RANDOM: So how's Sam doing?
ME: Who?
ME: I could ask you the same question.
RANDOM: Oh, I think I've got the wrong phone number.
ME: Yeah.
RANDOM: Okay, I'm sorry, bye.
That's it.
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