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Passion of the Christ II

September 5th 2006 09:35

Using the latest breakthroughs in special effects, Mel Gibson has made a resurrection of his own – Charles Bronson is back, as Jesus Christ, in ‘Passion of the Christ II: Crimes of Passion’.

Returning from the dead, and fairly pissed off as a result, Bronson takes to the streets of Nazareth, armed only with a sock full of coins and muscles of iron.

You’ll die for your sins, and his too!

“When Jim told me he wasn’t willing to play Christ again I thought there would be no movie”, remarked Gibson, “But I prayed and I heard a voice, it was Bronson, he said ‘Hey Mel, put me in your movie’ and so I did, I think the results speak for themselves. Looking back now, I can’t believe anyone took the first film seriously. It doesn’t even make sense without Bronson!”

A picture from the film

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Comment by JohnDoe

September 5th 2006 10:22

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Nice one Cane Toad,

This still makes me laugh

Comment by JohnDoe

September 5th 2006 10:26

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Its not as big as I remebered, I got this about three years ago.As I remember the cast is:

Sean Connery- God
Al Pacino- Lucifer
Ben Affleck- Moses
Gene Hackman- Pontius Pilot

Comment by Luke

September 5th 2006 12:36

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hahahaha is that a real film?

Comment by JohnDoe

September 5th 2006 13:28

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No its a joke someone made up on photoshop....but funny, and eerily echoes reality

Comment by Luke

September 5th 2006 14:18

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didn't Ben Kingsley play Moses in some Bible group film?

Comment by Cibbuano

September 6th 2006 05:30

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Charles Bronson? Perfect. Passion for the Deathwish...

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