MT. DRUITT MAIL ORDER MINGERS
September 20th 2006 13:26
FORGET RUSSIA!
FORGET THE PHILLIPINES!
PRESENTING
MT. DRUITT MAIL-ORDER MINGERS!
MAIL-ORDER BRIDES FROM YOUR OWN BACKYARD!
* Runs on cigarettes and maccas.
* Will never go to the police no matter how hard you hit her.
* Won’t make you use a condom – she’s all for the baby bonus!
* Adept at collecting welfare.
* Has a creative spirit – especially when it comes to naming babies, eg. T’Neeka, Brayden, Kushton.
* Disciplinarian – you can tell by the cigarette scars on her kids arms that they don’t need telling twice!
* Can piss standing up.
* Extensive collection of Australian true crime books and ‘That’s Life’ magazine issues.
* Doesn’t mind photography during sex.
Mt. Druitt Mail Order Mingers! - website.
FORGET THE PHILLIPINES!
PRESENTING
MT. DRUITT MAIL-ORDER MINGERS!
MAIL-ORDER BRIDES FROM YOUR OWN BACKYARD!
* Runs on cigarettes and maccas.
* Will never go to the police no matter how hard you hit her.
* Won’t make you use a condom – she’s all for the baby bonus!
* Adept at collecting welfare.
* Has a creative spirit – especially when it comes to naming babies, eg. T’Neeka, Brayden, Kushton.
* Disciplinarian – you can tell by the cigarette scars on her kids arms that they don’t need telling twice!
* Can piss standing up.
* Extensive collection of Australian true crime books and ‘That’s Life’ magazine issues.
* Doesn’t mind photography during sex.
Mt. Druitt Mail Order Mingers! - website.
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