Lisa McCune is really hot.
October 19th 2006 12:27
Is it just me, or has Lisa McCune suddenly gotten really hot in the last year or two? I never really paid much attention when she was shooting parrot smugglers and arresting drug smuggling cartels on Blue Heelers, but those Coles Ads… HUBBA HUBBA. Seriously though, if Lisa ever gets in trouble I would like to make it known to anyone out there who knows her that I will gladly look after her and make sure she is okay and I would warm up milk for her in the microwave and boil cabbage and whatever else she might like and I promise I wouldn’t take advantage of her (unless she wanted me to, and even then I’d be gentlemanly and mature about it, unless she wanted to get kinky and stuff, in which case I would oblige unless it involved donkeys or anything like that because that doesn’t really do anything for me but I doubt it would for Lisa either, but now that I think about it I could probably compromise because that’s what a lasting relationship is all about right?).
I think her hair really suits her now and if she ever wanted to have a baby (or another baby if she already has one) and her current partner was sterile I’d help her out that way too and I wouldn’t even demand visitation rights or anything like that. I think my girlfriend would understand too, cause, well – it’s three-time Gold-logie-winner Lisa McCune!
I think a lot of films could be improved if they went back and edited them and digitally inserted newly-filmed footage of Lisa into them. Here are some films that come to mind…
Basic Instinct – She could play Sharon Stone’s role, especially the rude bits.
Short Cuts – This was a pretty shit movie but there’s a bit where Julianne Moore does a monologue half-naked and this could have easily been Lisa instead.
American Pie – The foreign exchange student, Lisa would’ve done a far superior job with this role than the actress who did it originally.
Master and Commander – Yeah I know there aren’t any women in this movie but putting Lisa into it could fix this and make it less of a sausage-fest about sailors being unnecessarily manly.
Also, I think the Channel 7 newsreaders could be replaced with Lisa too, just so we could have seven days of regular Lisa McCune airtime. She could be talking about the ebola virus killing little children and I’d still be happy just to watch her gorgeous and sassy face. Oh, and she’s funny too! Her comic timing in the Coles ads was so spot on... someone kick Julia Roberts out of the movies already and give all future romantic comedy roles to Lisa!
I’m not obsessed I just think she’s a darling.
You can arrest me any day Lisa!
I think her hair really suits her now and if she ever wanted to have a baby (or another baby if she already has one) and her current partner was sterile I’d help her out that way too and I wouldn’t even demand visitation rights or anything like that. I think my girlfriend would understand too, cause, well – it’s three-time Gold-logie-winner Lisa McCune!
I think a lot of films could be improved if they went back and edited them and digitally inserted newly-filmed footage of Lisa into them. Here are some films that come to mind…
Short Cuts – This was a pretty shit movie but there’s a bit where Julianne Moore does a monologue half-naked and this could have easily been Lisa instead.
American Pie – The foreign exchange student, Lisa would’ve done a far superior job with this role than the actress who did it originally.
Master and Commander – Yeah I know there aren’t any women in this movie but putting Lisa into it could fix this and make it less of a sausage-fest about sailors being unnecessarily manly.
Also, I think the Channel 7 newsreaders could be replaced with Lisa too, just so we could have seven days of regular Lisa McCune airtime. She could be talking about the ebola virus killing little children and I’d still be happy just to watch her gorgeous and sassy face. Oh, and she’s funny too! Her comic timing in the Coles ads was so spot on... someone kick Julia Roberts out of the movies already and give all future romantic comedy roles to Lisa!
I’m not obsessed I just think she’s a darling.
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