Lamb Kebabs
December 19th 2006 06:18
My brother got a kebab in Glebe once and he goes to the guy behind the counter, "Got any lamb kebabs?" and the kebab guy replies, "The beef has lamb in it".
Now… do you think this means he has mixed the two meats together in order to save some money? Or that the cattle has literally been fed lamb? Imagine the terror… lamb-fed cattle going completely fucking nuts and breaking into sheep paddocks to feast upon the young. And why would they stop there? They could just get a general craving for flesh and turn on us next, those hooves would be a fucking killer in a fight.
Imagine fighting a cow, they’re pretty big. I don’t think I could take one. Actually, I probably couldn’t take on a lamb either, unless maybe it had two of it’s legs tied together to make it more of a fair fight for me. I’d definitely be able to beat a guinea pig I reckon. Well, I've beaten a guinea pig before so I'm pretty sure I could do it again if I was provoked enough.
| 52 |
| Vote |
Subscribe to this blog
