Naughty Kids - How we can fix this.
April 5th 2007 10:49
Mother comes in to get some books. Little son runs around pulling books off tables, knocking them on the floor, runs off outside when mother tries to go to the counter to buy him books. She catches him and straps him into his pram, then he starts trying to pull some books off the table. Not once does the mother admonish him. I decide to offer her some advice.
“You know why your little stinker of a kid is so naughty?”
“What?” She’s taken aback.
“It’s because he has a trendy wog mullet”
“He’s not naughty!” She’s indignant.
“He’s a spoilt little shit”
“And his hair is just like his Daddy’s” She’s angry.
“Oh”, I stop, apologetic, and she calms a little. I continue, “I’m sorry. My initial diagnosis was slightly flawed then. He’s naughty because his parents are arseholes.”
At this point the woman slaps me in the face and I just laugh, cause I’m so cool and stuff, and then she walks off. She’s so angry that she momentarily forgets to take her son with her, so I quickly cut his hair before she comes back.
Another day, another good deed done.
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