Interview with Jim Corr, or the CORRS
November 30th 2006 09:40
METAL MAX INTERVIEWS JIM CORR, of the CORRS
METAL MAX: First of all, thanks for taking some time out for the interview.
JIM CORR: That’s fine.
METAL MAX: I guess the most prominent question in my mind, and in the minds of everyone, is what it’s like to have three mad hot sisters. Do you wake up sometimes and just go ‘fworrrrrr!’
JIM CORR: (LAUGHS) Er, no, because they’re my sisters…
METAL MAX: Yeah, but c’mon… look at them. They’re fully babes.
JIM CORR: I wouldn’t know. What about me? Am I a babe?
METAL MAX: What? No… oh, is that your game? Are you a trouser-wowser?
JIM CORR: A what?
METAL MAX: You know… painting the town brown. An explorer of the subterranean passage?
JIM CORR: I’m sorry, I don’t know what you’re…
METAL MAX: Look, have you ever spied on your sisters and had a bat?
JIM CORR: Are we here to talk about music, or are you going to keep on talking shit?
METAL MAX: Hey hey! You’re the one who doesn’t dig the chicks! You want to talk about music? Well, to be honest mate, you don’t look like a musician. Why is your hair so short?
JIM CORR: (LAUGHING UNEASILY) Some parts of Ireland aren’t too sympathetic to guys with long hair…
METAL MAX: And your clothes aren’t exactly cool. Where’s the black jeans? The muscle-t? The bandana?
JIM CORR: Actually, at one of our recent shows with Sheryl Crow…
METAL MAX: Uh! Uh! Did you just say Sheryl Crow?
JIM CORR: Yeah, Sheryl Crow, anyway at this show…
METAL MAX: What do you mean by ‘show’?
JIM CORR: You know, show, a concert. Anyway…
METAL MAX: Sorry. I don’t think I want to hear this. Sheryl Crow cacks like a cow.
JIM CORR: She what? Actually, she’s a really great performer…
METAL MAX: Sorry, did you just say ‘performer’? I really don’t think I can continue this interview.
JIM CORR: Why ever not?
METAL MAX: You seem to be sucking.
JIM CORR: Oh, why don’t you just give me a chance to speak!
METAL MAX: Okay. Top five metal albums of the late 80s.
JIM CORR: Metal? Oh, I see… I dunno. I think I had a Bon Jovi single once. That’s kind of metal isn’t it?
METAL MAX: Okay, bye.
Jim Corr, of the imaginatively named 'The Corrs'.
METAL MAX: First of all, thanks for taking some time out for the interview.
JIM CORR: That’s fine.
METAL MAX: I guess the most prominent question in my mind, and in the minds of everyone, is what it’s like to have three mad hot sisters. Do you wake up sometimes and just go ‘fworrrrrr!’
METAL MAX: Yeah, but c’mon… look at them. They’re fully babes.
JIM CORR: I wouldn’t know. What about me? Am I a babe?
METAL MAX: What? No… oh, is that your game? Are you a trouser-wowser?
JIM CORR: A what?
METAL MAX: You know… painting the town brown. An explorer of the subterranean passage?
JIM CORR: I’m sorry, I don’t know what you’re…
METAL MAX: Look, have you ever spied on your sisters and had a bat?
JIM CORR: Are we here to talk about music, or are you going to keep on talking shit?
METAL MAX: Hey hey! You’re the one who doesn’t dig the chicks! You want to talk about music? Well, to be honest mate, you don’t look like a musician. Why is your hair so short?
JIM CORR: (LAUGHING UNEASILY) Some parts of Ireland aren’t too sympathetic to guys with long hair…
METAL MAX: And your clothes aren’t exactly cool. Where’s the black jeans? The muscle-t? The bandana?
METAL MAX: Uh! Uh! Did you just say Sheryl Crow?
JIM CORR: Yeah, Sheryl Crow, anyway at this show…
METAL MAX: What do you mean by ‘show’?
JIM CORR: You know, show, a concert. Anyway…
METAL MAX: Sorry. I don’t think I want to hear this. Sheryl Crow cacks like a cow.
JIM CORR: She what? Actually, she’s a really great performer…
METAL MAX: Sorry, did you just say ‘performer’? I really don’t think I can continue this interview.
JIM CORR: Why ever not?
METAL MAX: You seem to be sucking.
JIM CORR: Oh, why don’t you just give me a chance to speak!
METAL MAX: Okay. Top five metal albums of the late 80s.
JIM CORR: Metal? Oh, I see… I dunno. I think I had a Bon Jovi single once. That’s kind of metal isn’t it?
METAL MAX: Okay, bye.
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