How to Let a Woman Know you Love Her
September 14th 2006 08:06
HOW TO LET A WOMAN KNOW YOU LOVE HER
* Tell her.
* Be with her at all times.
* Be with her at all times, even if she tells you to go away.
* If she needs space, give it to her by watching her in secret.
* Ring her at night to keep her company. If you don’t feel like talking to her, just breathe into the phone for a little while, it’s sexy.
* Threaten her male friends with a sharp object.
* Steal her panties, she’ll think it’s cute.
* Break into her home when she is out and leave some of your underwear on her bed.
* Carve her name into your arm, it shows commitment.
* Ignore any restraining orders, she’s just playing hard to get.
* Kill her neighbour’s pets as a grand gesture of love.
* Jerk off into the fuel tank of her car. It’s symbolic.
* Kidnap her and lock her in a room/shed/basement/torture den.
* Make her dig an extra wide grave so she’ll know you’ll always be together.
It never fails!
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Comment by fashionragtrade
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but does it work if a woman does these things? i would love to know
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give it a burl fashionragtrade, who knows what might happen!
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Comment by Anonymous
Crashing my apartment and leaving your underweart?....funny but really,, ewwww!
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