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November 1st 2006 09:08
It’s funny, there are these series’ of books called ‘The Idiot’s Guide to’ and ‘For Dummies’ (EG. “An Idiot’s Guide to Dog Care”, “Windows XP for Dummies”, “An Idiot’s Guide to Breastfeeding”, “Self-Esteem for Dummies”, etc, etc), and they’ve both been huge successes as far as that sort of thing goes. And for years, here I am, operating under the misconception that people don’t like being called things like ‘Idiot’ and ‘Dummy’! What have I been doing? So, with this in mind, I set about correcting my mistake…
I walked down to the 7/11 around the corner from me and got a Hero roll, and when I bought it I said “Cheers retard!” and the guy got all offended! What’s going on? I don’t understand this topsy-turvy world anymore. I tried making my own series of guide-books too, but no one has so far been impressed with my “For Dumb Cunts” series, despite such easily-accessible and much-warranted titles like
- “Wine-Tasting for Dumb Cunts”
- “The Internet for Dumb Cunts”
- “How to the Use the Toilet for Dumb Cunts”
- “How not to be a dumb cunt for Dumb Cunts”
- “Driving on the right side of the road for Dumb Cunts”
- “Shoelace-tying for Dumb Cunts”
- “Using a knife and fork for Dumb Cunts”
I walked down to the 7/11 around the corner from me and got a Hero roll, and when I bought it I said “Cheers retard!” and the guy got all offended! What’s going on? I don’t understand this topsy-turvy world anymore. I tried making my own series of guide-books too, but no one has so far been impressed with my “For Dumb Cunts” series, despite such easily-accessible and much-warranted titles like
- “The Internet for Dumb Cunts”
- “How to the Use the Toilet for Dumb Cunts”
- “How not to be a dumb cunt for Dumb Cunts”
- “Driving on the right side of the road for Dumb Cunts”
- “Shoelace-tying for Dumb Cunts”
- “Using a knife and fork for Dumb Cunts”
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Now you might return the favour, clean up your language and give me your votes, or are you a selfish little or big toad.
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And Ruth, I love the comment!
I think the problem is Luke, that sadly, most dumb cunts are unaware of it. Perhaps you need to start your series with "How to Tell If You're a Dumb Cunt".
Just a suggestion. lol.
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I eat hero rolls probably once every six months and they make me feel really sick, and then I go into a servo six months later and they look so good to me that I forget how sick they always make me feel!