What's so good about Good Friday?
April 10th 2007 04:56
“They said I was too ugly to be famous! All I had to do was eat a baby, and now I’m a star!"
What’s so good about Good Friday? No shops are open, and supposedly I can’t eat meat. I suppose Christ died around Good Friday, so maybe that’s one good thing. I love how I’m supposed to not be able to eat meat yet, lo and behold, I found some and put it in my mouth and sure enough – I was able to eat it! No smiting from God or anything. Not even a tummy ache. I ate a great big juicy wad of chicken, plus some greasy ham-like bacon, courtesy of the Colonel. I would have eaten a steak as well, but the steak in my fridge kinda looked unedible.
You know what’s really dumb? This whole ‘let’s eat fish’ malarkey… if that wasn’t a publicity stunt spearheaded by Jesus to help his fisherman friends sell some produce, well, heck – I don’t know what it was! Besides, Christians are meant to avoid non-fish meats every Friday, not just one token Friday. And why are fish okay to eat? Don’t they have feelings? Did God label them “Floating cabbage, doesn’t count” so we’d have something to pick on while we paid our respects to all the other beasts and creatures. It's dumb because Christians aren't meant to eat meat on ANY Friday, yet they can only be arsed to do it once a year because they're so pissweak at their own crappy religion.
TIP: If you’re gonna make a religion, and make up a set of rules to go with it, the least you can do is follow these rules. It looks silly when you trumpet a religion whilst simultaneously disrespecting it.
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Comment by Lozza
Those christians are so hypocritical, I'd like to see them all die for my sins!!!!
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Basically Jews aren't supposed to work on Saturdays (or was it sundays?) anyway, God decided to test a pair of Jewish fishermen by making it so that on Saturday the fish would be at its peak in the lake, of course they couldn't fish that day because they weren't allowed to work.
So what did they do? Set the net friday night, and brought in the net sunday morning. Shifty bastards.
Comment by Mrs M
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Exactly who are you talking about here? The ones who made up the religion or the followers? Cause I'm thinking the ones who made up the religion aren't here anymore to get sprung going to KFC on Good Friday.
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