When stuff makes you angry - Fruit Juice!
October 9th 2006 08:34
Oh man… those frew-jew places or whatever they’re called. The fruit-juice chains with the chicks in the black shirts who give you ‘chocnana’ drinks and shit like that. Boost is another one, that’s the one with the really annoying ad on TV where some dumb slut does a little burp at the end of it. HAHAHAHA YEAH GOOD ONE. YOU BURPED. I bet it was fucking dubbed over her opening her mouth or some shit, and it isn’t even a decent burp, it was fucking pissweak. Anyway, back to these fruit juice places… WHAT A FUCKING JOKE. I was having a rant about this to someone today. Five fucking bucks for some pureed banana. You could buy a blender for $20 and spend 60 cents on a piece of fruit and make it yourself EVERY DAY rather than buy a fucking jug of cumquat squeeze for a note all the time. It’s almost as bad as the whole bottled water craze… spending two bucks on water that DOESN’T EVEN HAVE FLUORIDE IN IT! IT’S NOT EVEN AS HEALTHY AS TAP WATER, LET ALONE MORE HEALTHY AND WORTH MONEY. Yeah, I know what all the lefties are saying, ‘blah blah blah Che Guevara rules’ and some shit about fluoride in water being bad for you, ah what a fucking crock why don’t you just brush your teeth with dog shit. Every time you buy a fruju or a bottle of water there is a fat cunt sitting somewhere at a desk with a fucked up little pony tail hanging down the back of his $500 Armani suit-collar just laughing his arse out while he licks the cash off his fingers like it was grease, and fucks a plastic-sheened high-class whore. These cunts wipe their arse with your flag and you pay them for it. IT’S NOT AS IF FRUIT GROWS ON TREES OR ANYTHING.
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Comment by Keira
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Damn people and their "oh no tap water isnt good enough for me"...
I hate those juice bars so much.. I hate juice with bits in it and thats what they advertise therefore I hate them.
* Looks for platypus to stick fingers in *
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the picture doesn't actually have relevance to the article, I just posted it cause they reckon we should always try have a picture in our blogs LOL
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Comment by Boost Juice Inc.
a- buying a blender (fruit blenders are usually more than $20 by the way)
b- buying fruit
c- making the juice
d -cleaning all your shit up
e- taking juice with you in a container when you go out.
And dude if this is making you angry, you need to get a fucking life....
P.S the chicks that work at Boost Juice are bloody hot.
Comment by Anonymous
Haven't YOU got a life and seen the vending machines that are around now? Packed full of healthy food and fruit juices?
And as for taking juice with you wherever you may go, how about buying some poppa's or a water bottle and carrying it around?
Cheaper and doesn't have bits of hair extensions, fake nails and make-up from the Juice Molls in it.
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Boost Juice Inc. is right though, I don't have a life. I am actually undead. This makes me impervious to health foods and generally makes me a heaps rad dude.