So I got into a fight the other night.
March 13th 2007 07:05
This is me, during the fight.
Once I was walking down the street and this asian dude comes over to me and goes, “Hey mate, you got a smoke?”. I didn’t have a smoke, and then all these other asian dudes suddenly came out of the bushes and they were all like, “Yo man, we’re the triads give us some fucken cigarettes already”. But I swear I don’t smoke! So they all start fighting me and stuff and I’m not a good fighter so I didn’t really stand a chance and then one of them pulls out this big machete and cuts my arm off. He cut my fucking arm off! I looked down and saw it on the ground, twitching, and blood started pissing out of my shoulder where my arm should’ve been, so I started screaming (as you do) and aimed the blood torrent at the nearest triad dude and he starts gagging cause all the blood is spraying in his mouth and I’m like, “Yeah man, I got AIDS!” so then they start screaming and running off and I’m spinning around like a sprinkler and getting them all. Then I picked up my arm and quickly ran home and got the sewing machine out and stitched my arm back on. Luckily, I hadn’t lost too much blood. It was a close one.
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