Dear OPSM
November 28th 2006 09:09
This is a letter I sent to OPSM a while ago
Dear OPSM
I was wondering if I could work for your company. I am not a four-eyes but I don’t regard four-eyes’ as second-class citizens like some people. Some of my friends are even speckies, so as you can see, I am not a prejudiced person when it comes to those with poor eyes who have to wear those unfortunate face-windows.
What sort of qualifications would I need to work in your company? I am good at looking at people’s eyes and can often tell if something is wrong with them. Only yesterday I looked at a man on the bus and I could quite clearly deduce that he was bung-eyed. Surely he would need glasses?
I have also seen ‘Revenge of the Nerds’ if this helps.
Thanks, Luke.
They actually replied and asked me to call them in regards to setting up an interview! It's always great when you write a dodgy letter to someone and they call your bluff.
Dear OPSM
I was wondering if I could work for your company. I am not a four-eyes but I don’t regard four-eyes’ as second-class citizens like some people. Some of my friends are even speckies, so as you can see, I am not a prejudiced person when it comes to those with poor eyes who have to wear those unfortunate face-windows.
What sort of qualifications would I need to work in your company? I am good at looking at people’s eyes and can often tell if something is wrong with them. Only yesterday I looked at a man on the bus and I could quite clearly deduce that he was bung-eyed. Surely he would need glasses?
I have also seen ‘Revenge of the Nerds’ if this helps.
Thanks, Luke.
They actually replied and asked me to call them in regards to setting up an interview! It's always great when you write a dodgy letter to someone and they call your bluff.
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