Communism
January 10th 2007 07:48
Jonno does some serious thinking on the idea of Australia becoming a Communist state
They say that communism, well, “it’s the way – it’s so even” and shit like that. It may be even but what about when they take over a country, or one half of a country gets democracised? (Is that a word? Well it’s a fucking word now!)
Germany for instance, Russians take half of it – instead of changing the name they go ‘East Germany, West Germany – that’s good enough’… or bloody ‘South Korea, North Korea’. Boring! The dictator or the ‘president who apparently gets voted in’, if he’s such an egomaniac why doesn’t he just name it after himself?
Australia as a communist country? NO. That’s just stupid mate. It wouldn’t work. What, we’re all gonna drink one beer? I’m not drinking fucking VB, and I’m pretty sure the Victorians won’t drink fucking Fosters or fucking New.
And what’s with everyone saying Fosters is shit? The 80s mate, it was the pinnacle. And some wanker goes ‘I know, let’s put 'Export Quality' on the Fosters bottle and fuck it off to England’. And then they cut off taps here and say it’s so Australian and it sponsors the Olympics and shit, and they go ‘Oh we’ll put it on tap for two weeks in the bloody Olympics’ and then the Olympics are over and it’s ‘bye bye Fosters’ and they piss it off back to the bottles and cans. NO. I wanna have it on tap. Resches – what the fuck is that doing on tap? That was in the 80s too – why the fuck couldn’t that die? It’s not good enough to export let alone drink in this country. Or Tooheys Red – I’m pretty sure you can get that on tap somewhere – it’s bullshit!
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