SOME GREAT CHRISTMAS DINNER IDEAS
December 7th 2006 10:46
1. Make some toast. Pull your pants down and squeeze some shit out onto it. When they remark on it’s excruciatingly similar appearance, smell, texture and taste to poo, tell them it is and that they should fuck off.
2. Smash them in the head with a brick.
3. Photoshop their heads onto hardcore porn and then make said photos into placemats for the dinner to be eaten off.
4. Hide onions in the Christmas pudding.
5. Just tell them to fuck off, Christmas is the time for giving so give them a slap in the face already and send them back to the country or coast or wherever the bumfuck they came from.
2. Smash them in the head with a brick.
3. Photoshop their heads onto hardcore porn and then make said photos into placemats for the dinner to be eaten off.
4. Hide onions in the Christmas pudding.
5. Just tell them to fuck off, Christmas is the time for giving so give them a slap in the face already and send them back to the country or coast or wherever the bumfuck they came from.
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Comment by Little Angry Doll
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I dunno?
You should see my print zine (www.canetoadwarrior.blogspot.com) and some of the stuff I HAVEN'T put up on here.
Comment by Little Angry Doll
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Oh God No!!!!!!
But I did I used your Taxi Tactics Numbers 2, 10, 12 & 19 on the Gold Coast - a hell of a lot of fun!
You write a zine? Why am I not suprised?
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hahahah, what does that mean?
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Comment by KylieW
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As always, love it! Shit on toast is such a versatile dish. Great for dinner, breakfast or lunch.
KylieW
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Comment by Morgan Bell
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see this is the difference between you and me - you have crafty creative ideas and follow through on them!
am i the only person who uses you as a role model?